Yes, the previous post about me closing my blog was just a slightly cruel joke at your expense, my little worshippers. It was fun, wasn’t it? But you should know that Gay could never abandon his flock. That is, until he gets bored with his site. Hey, I don’t get paid for this, ya know.
For more fun at the International House of Gay, keep your eyes peeled for a possible surprise coming soon…
Phew! I almost had to cash in my life insurance policy to pay for health insurance because I almost had a heart attack!! Thank you for sticking with us through thick and thicker, Gay!!!!
Gay, you naughty, haughty beast! I believe you have earned yourself a little corporal punishment. I have been waiting for the day when I could ask you to bend over…
A possible surprise coming soon, huh? I was planning to spend the day mourning the demise of our Gay home, but now it seems that we have cause for celebration!
Now, I just have to use my considerable cognitive abilities to hazard a guess as to what our surprise might be!
A photograph of our own Gay receiving a special Pulitzer prize for excellence in blog journalism?
A contest, with the winner receiving the ABBA box set, “Thank You For The Music?
A bottle of bootleg whiskey, a pack of unfiltered Camels, and a lifetime supply of purple peeps for all the Gay faithful?
A visit of some sort by the Hickstastic Hipster himself?
I hope you plan on throwing us a bone here, Gay. After the misery you put us through yesterday, you owe us that much!!
For the record, I knew it was a joke. I just had to, you know, go with the flow, so as not to give away the joke.
About this surprise: Is it a sample of a song from the big guy’s jazz cd that I’ve heard so much about? I’m sure you’ve got the scoop on that! I can’t wait!
I heard that too, COP. Our Jazzy Jaguar has a little-known fourth CD out there! I’m excited to hear it.
Sorry I missed the five-minute chat, Gay. I was in the bathroom!