Surprise! It’s just what you’ve been wishing for. You can chat with me tonight, April 1, from 10:04 to 10:09 PM, EST. Just click this link if you want to have a deep discussion with yours truly!
Update: That was an exhausting but very stimulating chat!
I’m leaving the link up for all you Gayniacs who want to discuss me, my blog and I (no off-topic chats allowed!) in a chat format.
***Please note that unless I make a formal announcement, anyone who is using the name Gay Charles in the chat room is an imposter of the most foul kind. Look for more chats with Gay in the future!
OMG Gay!!! That was the most wonderful experience of my entire life! I have never felt closer to you than I do right now. And thank you so much for taking time out of the hustle and bustle of your daily life, just for us!
I will always remember the answer you gave to my question, Gay. It was so beautiful and poignant, that I am still crying over it.
That was simply amazing. I felt as if I had left my corporeal state and was one with the universe. What a grand experience. I can’t thank you enough, Gay.
Gay, I want to add my most heartfelt appreciation for the most fascinating, and culturally significant chat session in the history of electronically transmitted communication!
This chat could easily have been silly or mundane, but you brought it up to a level of intellectual maturity that kept even someone with my Mensa level IQ captivated.
I will never forget your answer to me: Peter Scolari in a 1972 Ford Pinto!!!
Thank you, Gay! This knowledge will enrich my life forever!
Oh Gay, I can’t believe I was in the same room with you! Even though it was in cyberspace, I felt a deep emotional connection to you, that is unlike any I have ever experienced with a human being before in my entire life!
I love you Gay, and I am kneeling before you, ready to demonstrate my utmost humility in the presence of your greatness!
I am so mad right now! I missed a chat with the most manfully melodious master of manipulation in the known world today?
The damned wife had to go into labor today of all days? I love her, and the new baby is cute and everything, but they’re going to be around every single day of my life, whether I want them to or not!
How often will I have the chance to chat with Gay???
I too am disheartened and saddened by the passing of the chat – and my missing the passing… Oh please, let there be archived folders where we can visit any hour of the day or night and soak up your words of wisdom.
I feel as if I have been stabbed in the heart with a giant daggar. The pain of missing this hallowed event is almost too much for me to bear.
Of all of the Gay moments that have passed me by, this is the most painful.
Oh GSS and GCFC . . . I am really feeling your pain here! My sweet little heart, so recently full of visions of goodness and purity has been pierced by the arrows of regret, sorrow and woe.
My tears are falling, my chest is heaving, and my spirit is sighing right now.
Oh Gay, I pray that there is a next time, my precious perpetrator of pompous posturing!
There will be future Gay chats, so no need for tears.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gdivw5gBR8g
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh….. I see the symbolism of this video, Gay. We are but blind newbornes in search of our next meal of information, crying out in despair, awaiting the moment you will reclaim us and return us to the warmth of the fold of knowledge and all eternal hope. We hear you beckoning us, Gay — with the mighty roar of a mother tigress, and we instinctively follow.
We follow, Gay… We follow! Never doubt this.
Oh no!! How could I have missed this? I was out building my new deck all day and night. That’ll teach me to walk away from my computer.
How can I live with myself? I can’t. I’m going to jump off my deck, and it’s a good three feet off the ground!
I have to admit that while I am not the world’s biggest fan of pussy cats, the video you posted may just be the sweetest thing I have ever seen.
Thank you Gay, for hearing our cries when we were lost and alone, and coming and scooping us up by the neck to carry us to safety!
I owe my life to you, Gay… it is yours to do with as you please.
Love the video, Gay! I am so thankful that we have you to grab us by the head and drag us to safety!
And you hardly ever draw blood…
GayFollower, please don’t jump off your deck! We’re in the same boat. I missed the chat too, because I just HAD to obey my “natural urges” and go to the bathroom. Never again. As Gay is my witness, I’ll never poop again!