I have a very huge poll for you to wrap your minds around.
The interns have been busy collecting all the suggestions in the cereal suggestion comments section (see “Open Digression“ for more).
This is a very important decision, so make sure your brains are at their peak performance levels. Wash your hands, crack your knuckles and click the following link to vote: Taylor Hicks’ Big Poll
I thank you, the Sovereign Soulbrother thanks you and the world thanks you.
Just went and voted in the poll, Gay! Am I the only one who sees the irony that our newly Lean Lyrical Lover will have his own cereal, after having lost so much weight by going low carb?
Too bad there wasnt a protein based cereal choice! We could have called it Tay’s Beefy Bits.
Between the ‘massive poll’ and the Beefy Bits, I can see there is nothing but trouble for me here!
I’ll just say I voted, and run away before I say something I’ll regret, Gay!
I can’t believe you people! Ten measly votes for something so important? To those of you who took the time to vote, I thank you. But to you other people who just take from Gay and never give anything back, not even one “I love you Gay,” I say, shame on you.
Maybe I am being too blunt, and maybe I shouldn’t share the following information with you, but I will. While talking to my friend Gay on the phone today, he shared with me the sad fact that due to the apparent lack of interest in the Soul King’s morning munchies, the entire idea may be scrapped. That’s right, because of you lazy loafers, there may never be a food named “Metamusical Bran Puffs” or “Taybran in E Flat Major.”
If you want to see that familiar smiling face on a cereal box, you need to let your fingers do the walking and vote! Do it now, before it’s too late!
Cop, my friend, after all this dear, sweet dictator of a man has done for us, you and I may be the only ones who are capable of giving him the adoration he so deserves.
Shame on you people! Gay molded you, he taught you, he disciplined you when you needed it. He single handedly gave our beautiful Bossa Nova Baby his career on a silver platter.
What does he ask of you? Not much really. Just to love him, to bow before his greatness, and to vote for a freakin’ cereal name!
Job well done, you bunch of ingrates. You should be really pleased with yourselves right now. Oh, and the final answer?
No, you do not make me proud.
My little lascivious heart is breaking for you, Gay!
It’s a sad, sad day when Taylor’s Tasty Nuggets go unnibbled.
We should all be ashamed ourselves, and get down on our knees and beg our benevolent Lord of the Blog to forgive us. I only hope and pray that we are not too late!
Oh, Gay, don’t you know that you are the Mary Poppins of the blog universe? Practically perfect in every way!
I must offer my sincerest apology for my lack of attention to this wonderful blog for the past few days.
As a board certified liptorectumologist, I am obliged to attend many liptorectal seminars. They are intended to not only enhance our basic liptorectal techniques, but to give us the opportunity to spread the joy of liptorectumology to young people interested in devoting their lives to this most noble of professions.
I return back into the loving arms of my Gay family, with a renewed vigor and devotion to my liptorectal arts, and a solid commitment to use those skills to my utmost ability here.
Don’t forget to vote, my fellow Gay lovers!!
Just voted, Gay!
I am so ashamed that it looks like the little Gay rats deserted the ship!
After all you have done for us, I can’t believe we aren’t down on our knees cleaning out the lint from between your toes with our tongues! I would gladly do that for you everyday, for the rest of my life, if only to hear you say,
“Lick harder bitch, you missed a spot!”
I love you, Gay!!!
GSS, please let me know when you’re done licking those perfectly formed, bunion-free Gay toes! I am just quivering with delight here, anxiously awaiting my turn!
By the time we’re done with him, he will never doubt our all abiding love for him again, and he’ll have the cleanest feet in town!!!!
While I am pleased to see that the bowing and scraping is taking a positive turn, I really think you people can do better than that!
Do you really think that Gay needs you to remove the lint from between his toes with your foul little tongues? When you have obtained the lofty position in life that our Hallowed Haughty Highness has achieved, you have toe licking professionals on your payroll!
Dig a little deeper, go a little lower! I know you have it in you!
I do not even trust myself to be left to my own devices in terms of new and worthy ways to show my Gay love. I will leave it to you, the holder of all knowledge that is relevant to my pathetic existence, to think of ways for me to attempt to somehow adequately express my Gay love for you.
Well, SoNotWorthy, you can begin by getting off your lazy bum and start working Taylor’s poll, in obedience to the mandate set forth by the Sultan of Smug, himself!
Nothing would please him more than to be able to see Taylor’s poll being worked by the lowly masses.
Hop to it! I can promise you the in the end, you will be happy you put forth the effort!
Let the Gay love flow …
I promise to work Taylor’s poll for as long as Gay will let me, over and over again until he commands me to stop. Thank you, thank you GBG, for pointing me in the right direction!
I am so glad to see you’re finally willing to put your money where your mouth is . . . keep working Taylor’s Poll!!
Gay will be pleased. Believe me, this is a rare and wonderful treat that should be savored slowly, like a fine wine tickling your palate.