- The standard mind-blowing posts that I make daily (or whenever I feel like making them) will remain. Hey, if I didn’t do that, you’d see nothing but a blank web page here, and we can’t have that, can we?
- Some of the items I post about will not be about the Silver Stallion. It’s MY blog and I can do what I want. If you peonistas were intelligent enough, you would see how everything I post here will enhance your life in some way.
- I’m going to loosen my bowels if you post anything indicating that you think the Whompmaster is handsome, hot, cute, talented, etc. Oh wait, that last one is ok…unless his talent makes you TH*D, of course.
- X-rated discussions do not please me, and you don’t belong here if you don’t want to please me. There will be no disagreements about this, or you may face a two-day banning.
Any other suggestions, kudos or tantrums? Go ahead and get feta on me. I love cheese with whine.
I only have kudos for you, Gay! My suggestions would only seem infantile, as would my tantrums!
Thank you so much for taking the time out of your busy life, to micro manage our thoughts and for so heavy handedly controlling the way we express ourselves!
Where would we be without you?
Thank you for letting us receive your stream, Gay! Tastes like another great post!
This might be the worst possible time to mention that the thought of rubbing feta cheese all over my beloved Gay is more than a little intriguing.
Is cheese rubbing considered X-rated? Please, don’t ban me Gay, I kid, I kid!!
Love the new rules, my man Gay! Keeping the X-rated comments in check is going to be hard for me, because I am such a stud with the ladies, but I will do my best for you, and for our Jammin Jaguar of Jive!
Once I have proven just how PG-13 I can be, I will ask you, “Do I make you proud?”
As a board certified liptorectumologist, I applaud your efforts to keep your ‘peonistas’ in line. If you should run into any long term difficulties as a result of loosening your bowels, please remember that you have a professional in attendance here.
I would be honored to provide liptorectal services to you in your hour of need.
What’s wrong with you people? Gay lays out his love for you in four beautiful bullet points, and he gets five crappy responses?
He pours out his heart and soul for you ingrates day in and day out. All he asks for in return is your undying love and affection, and an appropriate amount of groveling and sniveling.
Are you kidding me? Where is the Gay love? You people don’t deserve the lofty title of peonista.
GBG, they’re not listening to you! We schmucks are Gay’s lifeblood. He needs us around to insult or else he loses interest in his monomaniacal site.
Listen up, everyone. Post, post, post, or else Gay might leave us again and it will be your fault!
I’m scared.
Where are HeadUpHisArse and Gay Charles Fan Club? Did they get taken by the dark side?
Shame on all of us for getting so wrapped up in the unimportant aspects of life such as our families, our careers, and paying our bills!
Gay, I know that my priorities have been so skewed, and I apologize from the bottom of my heart for deserting you in your hour of need.
From now on, I will be totally devoted to only you…
Oh Multi! Do you really think that HeadUpHisArse and Gay Charles Fan Club may have succombed to the lure of the dark side of the force?
Where is Obi-Wan Kenobe when you need him?
Gay, our most benevolent blogger, I hope with all my ever loving fundamentalist heart that you would never consider leaving us.
Please promise us that you will always be here to remind of us the lowliness of our stations in life. If we didn’t have you to do this for us, we would surely be guilty of the sin of pride! And you know that pride goeth before a fall.
I don’t want to fall, Gay!
This is the funniest site I have seen in centuries