Usually, you parasites just take, take, take. Now is your chance to give.
We here in Gayland have had some merchandise professionally designed, so that you can show the world your fondness for all that is Gay.
With each purchase you make from our store, .001% of the proceeds will go right back into this site. So do your part and help the one you love most. (Let’s face it, you owe me for all I’ve done for you.)
Click here to enter the official Gay Charles store and make your purchase. Below are some examples of merchandise you can buy.
The greatest merchandise in the history of the universe on the greatest blog in the history of the internet!
Gay, why do you do the things you do, when all we do is cause problems for you?
Hey, I’m a poet, and I don’t know it!! Sorry Gay, I am just giddy with delight right now, and am currently listing all the precious family heirlooms that I can dump on EBay so that I can buy up thousands of each item!
What simply divine merchandise Gay! I have already visited the store and I must say, Tiffany’s, Bloomingdale’s and Nieman Marcus pale in comparison to the elegant grandeur of your store!
When I pull on my thong, and feel that strip of cotton pressed tightly between my cheeks, I will think of you, my love.
Gay, that tshirt just may be the most beautiful item of clothing I have ever laid my eyes on! I can’t wait until mine arrives in the mail, and I can wear it to my women’s group at church and spread the Gay love there!
I am so glad to see that .001% will be going to the upkeep of this most divinely inspired site! But please tell me, is there any way that I can donate directly to you, so that you don’t have to set aside such a large portion of the proceeds for this site?
All you do is give, and all we do is take. Please allow me to give it to you this one time, sweetie.
Gay, dude, you have hit it out of the park yet again with this new kickass merchandise! When I am cruising the bars for chicks, that Modern Chomp shirt is going to lure in the honeys like there’s no tomorrow!
And when I rip off her panties with my teeth, I’ll reward her for her willingness to have sex with a brand new pair of WWGD thongs, baby.
I am so getting laid, finally…
BlowinSmoke . . .
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Gay, I love all the items in your store, but I have a question. I’m just an assistant liptorectumologist, so I’m not really making the big bucks yet. I’d like to buy 10 shirts, 20 thongs, a toilet seat cover, the “Little Gay” stuffed anteater and the Gay Charles costume (Halloween is just around the corner!). My question is, can I get a discount, maybe a 5% discount at $500? Thanks!
If Tastin gets a discount, I want a discount!
I knew you guys were going to love the new merchandise! I was so excited when, once again, Gay chose to share the good news with me first! I hope, with all my heart, that one day Gay will love you as much as he loves me. I am just not sure when that may happen.
Of course, word on the street is that our Merry Melody Maker is thrilled with the way they came out, and he is buying them for his band, all his family and friends!
I hear they will all be wearing the tshirts in an upcoming concert, and that he loves the thongs so much that he bought up a bunch of them which he will store in his bass drum!
No discounts. 5% less for you means 5% less for me, and I want every penny I can get.
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Oh Gay, you’ve really got it goin’ on!! Your sense of humor is out of this world, just remarkable. I don’t know how you do it.
Check and mate!
Thank you so much for that awesome video link, Gay! I had forgotten just how much I love the Longhaired Lionhearted Lover of Lynyrd!
You have inspired me to take a video journey to find more BOdacious performances to lose myself in!
I just want to apologize, Gay, on behalf of my fellow posters, for the audacity of the few to suggest an actual discount off this awesomely amazing, self promotional merchandise.
I just wish you would keep more of the money for yourself, to take care of you for a change.
I love you Gay.
I love you I love you I love you
“Bowing down to your feet”
That thong is perfect, Gay! I’m constantly asking myself, WWGD? That is my philosophy.
And thank you for the new blog post. We needed a new section to circumlocute, and of course to express our love for you!
Friends, don’t neglect the Open Digression thread. Keep those cereal suggestions coming!
These look like wonderful quality products, Gay!
Look what I found. Should this be called Thris Haughtry or Caylor Dicks? Yum!
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Ooh la la, that picture is magnifico, GayFollower!
I wish that were Graydar and I. Sigh…
UndertheGraydar, you have me blushing like schoolgirl here. And not like a Britney Spears trashy Catholic schoolgirl, although that can be arranged!
Gay, my main man! I just spent a little more time browsing through your kick ass store, and the assortment of items you have for sale is just amazing!
I bought a gross of the Modern Chomp Tuna Cassarole mix packages, and the Modern Chomp smoke detector!
Has someone been talking about my lack of culinary skills again?
Graydar and UndertheGraydar, sittin in a tree . . .
Wouldn’t it be amazing if we ended up with a married couple on this blog, brought together by their mutual love for, and desire to be dominated by our most highly regarded ruler, Gay?
A Gay wedding! Now that would be an affair to remember!
Just a reminder folks to keep this blog on topic, please! We are here to comment on the high quality merchandise available here, and to extol the virtues of the great man who created them for us to purchase. And he did this, not to enrich his bank account, but to enrich our lives with the wide array of beautiful, yet completely useless items available in his store!
I will be proudly displaying my “Caution – Modern Chomp On Board” sign in my car from now on! Not only will I be spreading the Gay love, but people will decide not to rearend me when they see my sign. Sounds like a win-win situation to me!
Oh, I must disagree, SBN. These are not useless items, because the Velvet-Voiced Vibrator-Inducer himself might see you wearing the hot Modern Chomp shirt, and you know how much that would impress him!
As a board certfied liptorectumologist, I was so pleased to see a wide variety of Modern Chomp disposable enema kits available in Gay’s store!
Suffice it to say, that I have purchased several of each flavor available!
Thank you Gay, for supporting the liptorectal sciences!