Yes, of course I despise the T word, but I know my loyal minions literally fainted in horror when they couldn’t access their online home away from home for the last week.
Well, I needed a break from all you annoying little Gayniacs. And, hey, every good blogger needs to have at least one temporary retirement, right?
Gay!!!!!! Oh I am sorry for this but I just have to THUD!!!! I almost died when I thought you were gone!!!!! I didn’t think life as I knew it could go on.
Now I’m happy, happy, happy that you have come back to us. What can we do to make it so you will never feel you have to go away again???? Just name it and we will jump on it like white on rice.
Oh please forgive me again, but THUD!!!!! You are back!!!!!! You are the best!!!! You have made our world complete once more!!!!
I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumblin’ down, tumblin’ down
I know my heart starts a trembin’
Whenever you’re NOT around!!!
Oh, your Gayness — do you have any idea the level of withdrawals I was going through with you not here? Bad Boy!!! Bad Boy!!!
And I LOVE being thought of as a “Gayniac,” btw — it gives me a chartreuse, seersucker “It’s Raining Men” kind of feeling — all warm and fuzzy and FABULOUS and all…….
It’s good to belong!!! And as always, our “Thudmaster in Chief” — our undying love and worship of you continues!!!
Please don’t ever leave us again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gay! I was lost without you! Never leave us again, please!!
I knew you were coming back, Gay, but I wanted to let someone else have the honor of leaving the first comment on your blog.
Gay, without you, we were nothing but lost particles just moving aimlessly through the dark crevices of time and space.
Welcome back, old chum.
Love the snazzy new header, Gay! What a delight.
Gay! How did you get that picture of me, keeling over in absolute horror, after realizing that we would not have you to kick us around anymore?
I’m bending over to receive that special kick in the ass from you, my beloved Banisher of Banality!
Oh Gay! You manly Master of Manipulation, I am quivering from the apex of my abdomen to the top of my torso!
I am thudding with a thudalicious intensity not seen in this world since that moment when Sean Cassidy took the stage and sang with such intensity, “da do run run run, da do run run.”
My loins have been barren since you’ve been gone, Gay. And now my loins are singing!
I am literally sitting here, with tears streaming down my face. My emotions are raw right now, as I am still reeling from the experience of seeing our glorious Governor of Groove, bring his hometown congregation to church!
For all of you fans out there, who think that you will be able to experience the full glory of our darling Dancing Dude, I am sorry to say that you will not. He reserved the best of himself for us, and poured out his talent into the southern fried chalice of our love.
Californians, New Yorkers, Minnesotans, and yes, I daresay, even crazy Arizonians, here is my message to you! Our Blues Boy likes you, but he doesn’t ‘like you’ like you. Go to your shows, get wrapped up in the small measure of energy that he has reserved for you. But remember, always remember, he loves his local kids, and those who have enough money to become local kids for the night, far more than he loves you.
Thank you Gay for coming back to us at such a fortuitous time! I had been longing for the one place I always knew my astute observations and overblown hyperbole were not only tolerated, but expected and appreciated! I bow down to you, my intermittently devoted liege!
People, please control yourselves. Only I am allowed to use the dreaded T word here, and only rarely, when it warrants usage.
Now back to your regularly scheduled subservience.
Have my eyes deceived themselves? Am I really in the glorious presence of my darlin Gay again, after my long, dark night in the internet abyss of scary chatrooms filled with cybersouls rofl’ing and lmao’ing their way to truth and enlightenment?
Please, Gay, allow me the privilege of falling to the floor, and polishing the top of your lavendar Hush Puppies with my tears of joy! I love you, I love your Gay mind, your Gay heart and soul! Promise me, you will never leave me alone again!!
Just got off the phone with you, Gay! I just loved hearing your melodious drone and long litany of complaints about the mediocrity of your minions. I feel so privileged to be in your innermost circle of most disdained, yet oddly tolerated minions!
Thank you for addressing the “T” word issue so quickly and succinctly! I hope our first day back will not be ruined by the ridiculous and overblown declarations of love by nattering fools.
Gay, the love I have for you effervesces up from the infrastructure of my existence. I am nothing, nothing, nothing, if I don’t have you.
Yeah, GBG, thank goodness there are no ridiculous and overblown declaratons of love in your post, you nattering fool.
SBN, I believe you meant to type the word ‘declarations’ in your post. Remember, even on this most splendiferous day of rejoicing, it behooves us to closely check our posts before hitting the submit button!
I don’t often have the opportunity to declare my great love of Gay, and correct an SBN post all in the same day! This is splendiferous, indeed!
SpellCheckNazie Away!!!
We missed you, Gay! I’m so happy you have returned to us.
Three cheers for Gay!
Hip hip hoorGay!
We love you Gay, oh yes we do, nobody out there is quite like you!!!!