Get back on the Gay Train

                            

It’s been an interesting day, to say the least.  I feel a reminder may be in order about our goals here in Gayland:  To spread the Gay love, and most importantly, to kneel before my greatness.  That’s what life is all about.

People all over the world
Join hands
Start a Gay Train, Gay Train

 

12 Responses to “Get back on the Gay Train”


  1. 1 Graydar March 2, 2007 at 5:46 am

    Oh my stars, Gay! I am definitely on board for the task of spreading the Gay love, my sweet!

    My fondest desire is to one day, place that perfectly formed hand of yours in my own and feel the power of your Gay aura infusing my very soul. I pledge myself eternally to this labor of Gay love!

    Every molecule in my body cries out, “Thank you for creating this Gay home for your humble minions!”

    I think it goes without saying that I am already kneeling before your greatness, in abject humility. I hope some day, to actually do this in your presence! What a glorious day that will be!!

  2. 2 BlowinSmoke March 2, 2007 at 7:14 am

    Love the picture Gay! It totally reminds me of why this is my Gay home away from home. Somewhere over the rainbow, the dream that I dare to dream really will come true.

  3. 3 WantonWanda March 2, 2007 at 7:27 am

    Gay, I am sure our long legged Lyrical Lover is so proud of you right now. I know in the deepest recesses of my essence that he would want us to remain focused on the glory of bowing before the man who made this all possible for him!

    Gay, is the picture you posted an artistic rendering of your own divinely delicious being? I have always imagined you in my mind to be a devastatingly handsome, herculean hunk!

    Gay, you know I do the unmentionable “T” word for you. There I said it! I hope I’m not in trouble again!!!

  4. 4 SnottyByNature March 2, 2007 at 7:34 am

    Please, my Gay family, don’t miss this train at the station. ‘Cause, if you miss it, I feel sorry, sorry for you.

  5. 5 GiantSuckingSound March 2, 2007 at 7:45 am

    Gay, you are such an inspriration to me. While I am painfully aware that my natural ineptitude has probably made this a fruitless effort, I hope that you enjoy this video I made for you!

  6. 6 HeadUpHisArse March 2, 2007 at 10:27 am

    Oh your highest of High Gayness – I have been spreading the Gay love far and wide in your honor. Please let me kneel at your feet and kiss your ass as I have worked so hard for the privilege.

    This would give me the inspiration to go forth once more and double, no triple my efforts to spread word of this Blog of all Blog to the yet uninitiated.

  7. 7 Goody2Shoez March 2, 2007 at 11:16 am

    Gay, you know my love for you is pure, and white as the driven snow, but please, kind sir, lead me not into temptation!

    I am having so much trouble keeping my halo on straight after viewing the vision of virility at the top of this page!

  8. 8 kissybutt March 2, 2007 at 11:24 am

    I woke up this morning and the first thought that came into my head was…..god,,, i just adore gay,,, i had to rush to my computer to see what beautiful words you had written this morning…and of course i was not dissapointed…oh gay,, you just make me tremble whenever i think of you..if only I could be so lucky to meet you some day….

    as alway’s, your humble servant..

    kissybutt :)

  9. 9 GaysBestGal March 2, 2007 at 11:45 am

    Lovely posts, my fellow minions! I have a feeling that His Royal Haughtiness will be pleased to see the absolute suppression of self worth and dignity evidenced in our posts today!

    I am just so proud of our determination to constantly strive to be even more lowly and beneath the contempt of our esteemed Gay!

    Let’s keep the Gay love flowing!!!

  10. 10 Gay Charles Fan Club March 2, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    OhMyGawd Gay!!! I have been looking for that purse!!! Wherever did you find it? I’ve been looking everwhere for it!!!

    If you don’t already have them, you are more than welcome to borrow the matching pumps! They’re a Size 8, but with your regal beagle dainty feet, I am sure they’ll fit you like a glove!!! They’ll be the perfect final touch for your “Gay Train” ensemble!!!

    By the by, my friend — will there be music on the Gay Train??? All of your devoted worshipers would love to shake a groove thang during the journey to what I’m sure will be the biggest blowout that GayLand has ever seen! (Maybe “It’s Raining Men???”)

    (oh, and pretty please… have some of that charred meat and baked beans on board – we’ll need to keep up our strength!!!).

  11. 11 internista March 2, 2007 at 5:26 pm

    Thank you Gay, for providing this haven of intelligence and erudition in a Taylorverse full of inanity and glitter! The only thing missing here is a poll — could we please please have a poll? And for those of us whose musical knowledge cannot possibly equal yours, can you word the choices in such a way that we know which is the right one? Because I would be soooooo embarassed to pick “Bonnie Raitt” or something if the correct answer was really “Joss Stone”!

    Thank you SO very much for all you do, and keep doing what you do to make it do what it do, so those of us who don’t know how to do it can watch it be done so well! Smoochies!!!

  12. 12 kissybutt March 2, 2007 at 11:25 pm

    gay, have I mentioned how much I adore you. I do, I really, really do. you are the bright light in my dreary little world, thank you, thank you, I think i may have T**d. I am so sorry, but I just can’t help it. kissy


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