I work my fingers to bone for you people, getting you the best and most up-to-date news on the Great One and posting unrelated links that will finally bring some culture into your lives, yet there is still so much room left on my ass for lips. You people are going to help me fill that gap.
I’ve got a lot more to give, but I can’t take you all to church until the congregation is bigger. I want you to pass my website link on to all fans of the Silver Stallion, and command them encourage them to comment on my phenomenal posts.
Bring me new blood. You will be rewarded greatly.
Yes indeed.
Now fly.
Fly, little birdies.
Gay, I want you to know, that as your most beloved minion, and chief ass licker, I am 100% devoted to this noble cause!
Making like a lesser prairie chicken and flying off in search of new devotees!!!
I join GBG in the pursuit of new worshippers for the House of Gay. But unlike her, I will be making like a yellow nosed albatross, a bird that can actually fly!
Do the research, my dear friend GBG! We must maintain standards of excellence if we wish to be allowed the continued prvilege of grovelling at the feet of our beloved Gay!
Evening, darlin’…I’m coming your way soon. Let’s meet up for coffee. I need some locks of your hair to complete my project. Sleep sweet, my SoulMan. I love you..XOXO
Ooooh, do we all get to choose which bird we want to be? Because if we are, I want to be a magnificant frigatebird!!!
I am determined that before you know it, you won’t be able to see your ass for the lips!
Preparing for takeoff, my precious potentate!!!
Yay! We get to be birds and provide a worthy service to Gay? This is dream come true for me! I have been thinking about servicing Gay for such a long time!
Oh, I want to be a blue footed booby! First of all, because I have an impressive rack, Gay. But also because my toes are freezing cold!
I love you, my tender hearted chickadee!
I am going to fly, fly away, like the bohemian waxwing on a lovely spring day, searching high and low for tidbits and treasures to build her nest, in preparation for the hatchlings to come.
Gay, I pledge my undying devotion to you, and to our Governor of Groove, and I promise that when those precious hatchlings make their way to our Gay nest, I will feed them with my regurgitated love for you.
Yeesh. Haven’t you people ever heard of a colloquialism? Stop naming birds! That was NOT Gay’s intention. I thought you needed a brain to post here.
Gay, I’m with you all the way, buddy. You can count on me.
WOW COOL SITE. WHAT IS THT BIRD IN THE PIC GAY? ITS REALLY COOL I WOULD EVEN WANT ONE AS A PET! IS YOUR BIRD FOR SALE?
Geeeez, COP, how many times do we have to tell you that you are not the board police?
No matter how hard you try, GaysBestGal has got the pimp spot, and you need to deal.
This bird picture is strangely frightening (reminds me of that commercial where Abe Lincoln is playing cards with a beaver while the astronaut eats toast and observes).
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DO NOT WANT TO SLEEP!!! Images that terrify us in our dreams!!!
Insominia and Red Bull: a girl’s best friend!
Gay – have we failed yo in some way? I will get out to the other boards and lwt them know of your greatness and commad them to come here and fill that void on your ass. We can’t have your ass completely covered in kisses.
I shall return in victory for our most beloved Gay…..
You guys are all cracking me up with your bird talk! I guess, once again, we prove to our most esteemed and cranially superior leader, that he is holding court over a bunch of bird brains!
Gay, sometimes I honestly wonder how you put up with the inane ramblings of your huddled masses yearning to be free.
I join all my fine, feathered friends is vowing my undying loyalty to this Gay blog and it’s Gay message of obsequious fealty to it’s erudite and much venerated oligarch!
COP my friend, even I, as our beloved Gay’s self-appointed blog moderator, see the humor in the bird comments. Pick a species, and join in the fun! Birds of a feather stick together, after all!
I can see the BlowinSmoke has been playing with that online thesaurus again!!
Carry on my Gay friends! Chief Ass Licker…OUT!
I’m so embarassed that my thesaurus use was that obvious, GBG.
I am just striving to raise myself up out of the muck and mire of my pitiful existence, so I can gently reach out with my tongue and gently stroke the heavenly realm of all that is good and true in this world.
Gay, I hope that you appreciate my efforts. I love you from the pit of my essence!
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RANDOM DUMBASS
Feb 28th, 2007 at 6:35 am
“WOW COOL SITE. WHAT IS THT BIRD IN THE PIC GAY? ITS REALLY COOL I WOULD EVEN WANT ONE AS A PET! IS YOUR BIRD FOR SALE?”
Random Dumbass, please tell me you did NOT manage to graduate from high school with such a shocking lack of grammatical knowledge!
And please, if you care at all about the sanctity of this blog, and the divinity of our renowned and glorious leader, Gay…
TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK BEFORE YOU POST AGAIN!
SpellCheckNazie Away!!!
I just had the most amazing idea guys! Why don’t we all go and post about this blog on all the other fansites we know of? I think that would be an awesome way to spread the Gay Good News!!
Crazy? Quite possibly! But it could work!
Once you go Gay, you’ll never go away!!!
I know you don’t like cursing, Goody2Shoez, but…
NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!!
Did you even bother to read Gay’s initial blog post? That is precisely what he is asking us to do, you sugar-laden sack of sappiness!
Read…Think…Then, and only then…Post!
I’m going away now, with tears in my eyes and an aching lump in my loins.
Am I worthy of spreading the Gay truth? Have I been lying to myself all these months, believing that the Gay family needed me, and my constant moralizing encouragement? Have I wasted my overbearing virtuosity on those who don’t understand that I only condemn them with loving compassion?
Somebody tell me, please, that I am still welcome here.
Get a grip, Goody! You should be used to SBN’s snotty attitude by now, sweetie.
Dry your tears, and get promoting the Good News about Gay in your special, judgmental way! Our Captain of Coolness would not be pleased to see one of Gay’s minions abandoning him in his hour of need.
Oh, and as for the lump in your loins? I’d see a doctor about that if I were you.
Is this you, Gay? The Gray Gyrator would be proud!
Hi,
First-time poster, long-time lurker. I strive to be just about the music, but somehow, my eyes always end up focusing on the wrong places, if you know what I mean. Can someone help me stop this unhealthy behavior?
I know that Gay doesn’t like us to thud about our music man because he’s jealous; not just jealous that we are thudding over the sultry soul stud instead of him, but also jealous that there is competition for the luscious, long-legged, lyrical leader’s love.
So can someone help me? I’m on my knees (and I’ll do anything I need to while I’m down here).
Gay, my sweet, some of the boys and I made this video for you to show you how much we love you. I think it captures my true feelings for you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veAAfset24U
Hope this makes you smile!
Welcome to our Gay home, EyesOnTheThighs!
As a fellow lascivious lover of our lordly Lighter of Love Fires, I feel I should warn you before you use the “T” word again!
I used it the other day and was thoroughly bitched out for it. Apparently this whole no ‘t**d’ rule they have is no joke around here.
They can control my language, but they can’t control my loins! Heck, I can barely control my loins! They are constantly burning with my overwhelming desire to be taken to church.
Here’s my email, if you ever want to have fun, talking about how we really feel:
spreadeagle@hotlips.com
Drop me a line sometime!
Great video, Graydar! I’m a big fan of yours, I hope that’s ok. I just love every single one of your posts.
Hi darlin’…hope you’re doing ok. If it’s ok with you, I’d love it if you could send me some of your toenail clippings to complete my collection. Thanks so much. Take care of yourself and have a great day. Sleep sweet, my SoulMan. I love you..XOXO
OMG, is the title of this correct, asking if we love you? Oh, Gay, I could cry. Of course, we love you. You shouldn’t even have to ask. We’ve absolutely devoted to Your Gayness, never ever question that. Where would we be without our Gay boy?
About the bird thing – I’ve decided on a hummingbird, yes, a hummingbird – they’re fast, really fast and they can stay in one spot for long periods of time, which means I should be able to get from board to board quickly and hold my spot for as long as it takes to convince people they need to come to the House of Gay. Our Thighmaster will thank us from the bottom of his heart when he sees how devoted we are to the Gay cause. Have I told you how much you mean to me, Gay? To all of us?
(Can I get banned for typos because I keep making them and I’m terrified I’ll miss correcting one)
UnderTheGraydar, you have humbled me with the mellifluous beauty of your stunningly gracious words of love for me.
Welcome to our Gay family! I eagerly anticipate sharing the Gay love with you.
Oh my GAWD!!!!! Gay have you seen the new adoring minions who have come to pray at your feet. I know it is just the begining….. we will work harder to be worthy of all you grat wisdom.
What else can we do to show our utter devotion and blind faith in you the only musical wise man on earth…..?????
You have only to speak and we will all fall down quiver in your vast gayness….
Okay — I had another one of those bad bird nightmares. Janet Leigh’s got nothing on me, people!!!. Toothless birds with Bob Hope noses in top hats swarming, attacking me with Gay Charles-like rhetoric while dumping piles of baked beans and charred meat at my feet.
Oh the horror!!! THE HORROR!!!
Take me to church with the rest of your flock of Minions, Sir Gay Charles. I bow before you with all of my glorious soul, I owe you my uttmost gratitude for providing me culture and wisdom in my minion soul.
And the hits just keep on coming!!!
Thank you for your blind support and love. You love me, you really really love me.
This comment
Gay message of obsequious fealty to it’s erudite and much venerated oligarch!
brought tears to my eyes. My degree in cryin’ has finally paid off.
Word to the wise (mostly unwise, lest I forget my core audience): We here in Gayland are not sure the above post is for real. If so, we want a link on the aforementioned blog to our Gay blog. Let’s let the magic unfold.
WOW..that’s some really big words GRAY.You must have went to the School of Gay. Only true assclowns can speak that language.(no offense Gay, as you know, I love assclowns)Color me totally impressed.
Fucking laughing my ass off here!!!!!!!!
Done – Other Sites -> “Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That”
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattering humor I’ve always said.
ahhhh gay,, i see that your flock of birds has been busy today,,, why even Big Bird has stopped by…oh this just leaves me all a twitter…
Gay, Big Bird has come to play with the minions and shortly will bring along his other puppets.
Cashcow needs Gay’s spell nazi stat.
marykaygirl,
The Nazie has so been busy today, righting the grammatical wrongs that are demeaning the lofty intellectual stature of our esteemed blog. Please rest assured that I am reviewing all new comments just as quickly as I can to point out the serious lack of intelligence and typings skills of our new minions.
SpellCheckNazie Away!!!
oh Nazie, I can not believe that you spend this much time correcting our grammatical wrongs. we are all just here for the gay love.
chill dude.
Hey kissybutt! We just humor SpellCheckNazie around here. Is he a bit of a pompous ass? Perhaps so, but he is our beloved pompous ass, and our Gay family wouldn’t be the same without him.
And of equal importance, Gay really loves this guy. He is one of the few minions, who can even come close to the grammatical excellence which pleases our benevolent, yet slightly despotic leader.
I love you Gay Charles. Please don’t think I don’t love you. You are my everything. Please don’t hate me.
Can you get me in with the man???