You all know that I love meat. Big, juicy, tasty meat.
And you all know that I had dinner with a certain special someone recently. You little peckers have been bugging me for pictures. Well, here is your moment in the sun.
More after the jump. Jump, little rabbits, jump.
Dinner for two
I know it doesn’t look like a lot, but my good buddy and I also shared some pie for dessert. “Screw the low-carb crap,” he said. “I want me some good ol’ fashioned southern cooking!” He gave me sort of a weird look when I wiped the barbecue sauce off his face, but I know it was his way of saying, “Thank you Gay, for all that you do.”
Two best friends
Here is a picture of my kindred spirit and I. Sorry it’s a little blurry.
OMG, am I the very first post here? I have been dreaming of this day!
The food looks delicious, Gay, and so do you! It’s nice to finally put a face with a name!
I’m positively drooling, Gay. Over the food AND over you!
What could the Dancing Queen reference possibly mean? Please don’t keep us in the dark!
Thanks for sharing!
OMG!!!! There goes my diet!!!! It looks so good and yummy. Gay, thank you sooooooooooooo much for blessing us with these pictures. You are always true to your word and we can always count on your goodness and truthfullness. We live to worship you, we truely do. You look so hansome. Who is the other guy anyway?
Take a chance on me, Sal. Voulez-Vous, Waterloo?
Arse, if you don’t know who the other guy in the picture is, I think you may be in the wrong place. That’s what happens when your mind isn’t focused on the music only.
OMG, he came down from above to talk to us!! Maybe he saw MY post!!
Thank goodness you were finally able to get those amazing pictures posted, Gay! The natives have been restless, but can you blame them?
The image of my darlin Gay, wiping sauce off our beloved Baron of Boogie just fills my heart with such pride! You know I love ya, Gay and I am so honored to be your loyal minion.
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GayFollower
Feb 26th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
OMG, he came down from above to talk to us!! Maybe he saw MY post!!
GayFollower, you know that our darling Gay, was responding to my posts! It would be obvious to anyone who saw me doing the foxtrot at the VFW post Friday night, that Dancing Queen is an reference to me!
Oh Gay – you are so right. How could I have been so stupid. Oh please say you will let me stay and be your minion after such a asinine remark. Of course it was our Soul Man, I was just blined by your greatness……
Yay!!! It’s Gay!!! I have been waiting for this moment all my life! You have me jumping like a little white rabbit for you! I always knew you were incredibly intelligent and witty, but I had no idea what a vision of manly beauty you are. I am trying to find the words to describe my joy, but I simply CANNOT!!
Gay, it is apparent that you and our Mighty Music Man were discussing one of the greatest bands in the history of recorded music, while gnawing at that juicy meat!
Dancing Queen, Take A Chance On Me, Voulez-Vou, Waterloo!
Could this possibly mean we can expect to hear some amazing Abba covers in the near future? I am drunk with excitement just thinking it may be true! Was there ever a band that pushed the barriers of accepted social behavior or questioned established political mores like Abba?
Kudos to you Gay, for the awesome hints! I live for your dry wit and incomparable intellectual ramblings. I bow down before your awesomeness!
To all those Gay bashers who have claimed that our esteemed GayCharles is not a close, personal friend to the Whomp Warrior, I have this to say. These pictures are the absolute proof of the preciousness of their relationship. I respectfully ask that you never doubt this dear man again!
Shame of all you haters! Our home here is all about the Gay love, and your presence is not required here!
Hey everyone! I am a brand new poster here, and it looks like I picked the perfect day for my first post! What a pantie dampening picture of Gay and our Soul Stud Monkey!
I am not sure who I am THUDDING for more, but I know the THUDDING has been coming in waves of orgasmic pleasure!
Off to change my panties Gay! Do you have a color you prefer, you vision of testosterone charged beauty?
You’re treading on thin ice, Wanda. Most of what you said in your perverted post is not allowed here. Watch your step if you want to stay here, and consider yourself lucky if you don’t get banned right away.
What did I do wrong, CreatureOfPomposity? I didn’t see any rules posted anywhere! All I did was to express my deepest feelings of love from the heart of my loins. I am so sad now.
Welcome, Wanda!
Don’t be so hard on her, C.O.P., for she knows not what she does. We were all new once, but once you find Gay’s place, you are no longer a lost soul roaming the earth in search of your true home.
COP, I think you were a little hard on poor WantonWanda, don’t you? There is nobody here who appreciates Gay’s stiff adherence to certain standards more than me, but even I would not ramrod a new poster like that. I think you should be careful not to get a cocky attitude or you may find a reputation thrust upon you that you do not wish to have.
Play nice, people.
Wanda, someone else can clue you in on the T word. We don’t use that word here. Never have, never will.
Hi Gay! I had this odd feeling that I was in the presence of greatness, so I refreshed the page and here you are! How do you make it do what it do they way you do, dude?
If you would only let me, I would kiss the soles of your feet in adject humility!
Gay! OMG!! You posted again while I was here!! Did you notice that I didn’t break a single rule? Nope, not me!!
WantonWanda, as Gay’s specially appointed Chief Minion, and close compatriot, I feel more than qualified to spell out some of our rules of behavior here. They are quite simple really, even the simplest of minds, like yours, should be able to grasp them.
1. We never use the word “T**D” here. This is a term that was invented on the scary boards and we don’t like it. We don’t have a specific reason for not liking it, we just don’t. NEVER use this word, because it makes Gay very angry.
2. We used to never use the words “thank you” but we are now able to use it again, because Gay found that the proper level of appreciation was not being shown to him. Try to use the words “thank you” as often as possible, because it makes Gay very happy.
3. Try to stay on topic within the blog. Gay works so hard to create a blog that is simple enough for us to understand, and it hurts his feelings when his attempts to “dumb down” his lofty rhetoric fail to reach our primitive brains.
4. This blog is not a democracy, and do not be tempted to treat it as such. Gay was kind enough to create this Gay home for us, and he is our benevolent dictator. In simplest terms, what Gay wants, Gay gets.
5. This is the most important rule of all, and you should keep this in mind at all times. Gay has the right to change the rules at any time without prior notification. If he changes a rule, just bow and scrape and obey, and you will enjoy all the benefits of our happy home.
I hope this clears things up for you WantonWanda! Happy posting, and keep the Gay love flowing!
Evening, darlin’…I hope you enjoyed your meal. The mama in me hopes you didn’t get a tummy ache! Sleep sweet, my SoulMan. I love you..XOXO
OMG!!!! I missed the Gay man himself! I vow to never sleep again. Thank you GBG for posting the rules, even if they change tomorrow. Every Whomp fan should at lest have the chance at worshiping HIS greatness without fear of being tossed out of our happy Gay place without knowing that stupidity is not allowed.
One more rule: Please read the blog and all the comments before you jump in and post anything. Gay really gets upset when someone posts their comments without understanding what is going on first. And if you have something to say that is off topic, please restrain yourself……. that is expected.
Always follow Gay’s lead, and never try to be the leader here. There is only room for one, his Gay righteous self. And because he is in so fucking tight with our Soul man we wouldn’t want to hurt his feelings. He might try to shut down again and then where would we be. Alone and cast adrift……….. so sad I can’t even bear the thought.
Thank you Gay for putting up with all our ignorance and we will try to improve ourselves so that we can truly be worthy of your tolerance.
I am so ashamed and sorry. All I wanted to do was express my deepest feelings of love for Gay and our sexy Blues Boy. I can’t change the way I feel about these two pinnacles of manly goodness, but I promise to try to restrain my comments from now on.
Please tell me that I am still welcome here, my beloved Gay. Maybe, if you let me remain as part of your Gay family, some of the awesome righteousness and virtue of your esteemed minions will rub off on me, and I can become a better person.
I don’t dare wish to ever come near to your stature of greatness and honor, Gay, but I do hope to be worthy of licking your boots one day.
WantonWanda, I am pleased to tell you that I have spoken to our most honorable and beneficent leader, and he has granted you the privilege of continuing to post here, in what is undoubtably the greatest blog ever created. Please do not take this gift for granted, as it can be taken away at any moment without the slightest bit of provocation.
My advice to you, is to attempt to predetermine Gay’s mood before he even posts, and modify your own words according to what you intuit might possibly be pleasing to him.
Now, let’s go back to doing what we do best! Does anyone have any deep and meaningful thoughts about those two amazing pictures Gay posted for us?
I have been soaking in the pictorial perfection of Gay’s latest blog and the amazing photos he posted of his glorious repast with our heavenly Harmonica Hero. I think I have found a most excellent video that sums up the depth of my love and sincerest gratitude to Gay for all that he has done for us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up-RX_YN7yA
Please watch and enjoy, my beloved Gay family. This is for you.
BlowingSmoke, my sentimental friend, I am sitting here with tears streaming down my face right now. I have never been able to accurately convey the depth of my reverence for Gay, and this video just says all the things I am not able to.
ABBA? Did someone say ABBA??? Who can say they can ever get enough of that band? (I anxiously await the William Hung remix of “Dancing Queen!”)
Gay, I’m blown away, totally blown away by your picture with His Greatness. I knew you’d be so handsome and macho that almost anyone would pale in comparison. Please don’t tell His Hotness I said that. I’d be mortified. I am so honored to be part of this blog, honored to be graced with your presence, Gay. Thank you for the depth of your love and devotion to our Soulman. You do make us proud. Wherever You Lay your hat, that’s our home.
Gay, so sorry to post again right away. Is there a rule about that? I do NOT want to break any of your well thought out, for-our-own-good rules. Perish the thought. But I had to come back after reading the caption under the food photo. OMG, The Silver Fox actually got to share pie with you? Gay, you are the BEST. Our Fox is so blessed to have you in his life. I hope he says a prayer of thanks everyday that you were so willing to drop your busy and productive life to cater to him. I only hope he realizes what a treasure you are.
Welcome to our Gay home, SuckingHimDry!
Just jump in with both feet, and join us in worshipping the one and only creator of the greatest blog in the history of the universe, Gay Charles!
Let the Gay love flow . . .
GaysBestGal, thank you so much for allowing me the privilege of being here in this sacred blog. I’m a blog virgin, so I hope everyone will be kind while I learn the ropes. But trust me, I can feel the Gay love all around me and we both know the Gay love begins with the man himself. Oh, I’m getting chills!
SuckinHimDry, I am sure you read the brief synopsis of our voluminous rules that I posted previously in this blog.
I can see from your posts that you have the one quality that Gay values most in his minions, a complete lack of pride and an overwhelmingly saccharine knack for servility.
I have a feeling you will find yourself right at home here.
GBG, may I call you that? I did read the voluminous rules you laid out and I thank you for them from the bottom of my heart. I’m so relieved to know I followed them in a way that makes me worthy. And, trust me, I have no pride, none whatsoever, and I can create a saccharine high that makes servility a given. I will not let our Gay leader down, my word of honor. Gay will learn to love me and this will be my home. Because you’re right, I do feel at home here. It’s a happy, happy day!
So, I don’t usually post here, but I just had to come in and say how delighted I am that you got to eat pie with the Sultan of Soul. WOW. Just WOW. I can’t think of anyone more deserving.You have worked your butt off just to give us pions little morsels of info when you can. And I for one am grateful. If there is anything I can do for you Gay..Just name it. Your wish is my command.
I must say I am gratified to see so much new blood here, prepared to bow down before the exalted presence of our tyrannical liege.
The Frisky Funkmeister himself will no doubt be pleased that you have recognized the honor of bowing and scraping before his premiere and most mind-numbingly intellectual fan, Mr. Gay Charles.
How exciting that you got to share your meat pie with The Soul Man himself. You deserve an award for all you do for him Gay.
That second picture is stunning. Great depth of field!
oh gay,,,,how fortunate for our magical master of the muses to have found you….Just the thought of the two of you eating together turns me into a puddle of quivering goo..